Bikram Teacher Training Fall 2010

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Friday, October 15, 2010

"We Can See Your Balls. Put Them Away."

Please note:

Whether you are male or female, if you wear shorts that do not go right up against your skin - but, rather, hang loosely around your thighs - when you do Standing Bow Pulling pose, we will be able to see whether or not you are wearing underwear.

More importantly, should you choose to NOT wear underwear under your loosely hanging shorts, we will be able to see all your "goods in the hood" contained in the shorts.

So, for men, this means we will be able to see your balls. For women, we'll see whatever you got hanging around down in your shorts too.

So for the love of Sweet Baby Jesus on Christmas morning, please wear underwear. I don't want to inadvertently see what you're packing.


  1. hahahahahah I love it.....LOL

  2. That is so ironic! After I asked the shorts question last week (thanks 4 the answer!) I took the plunge yesterday & went to Lululemon. After nearly going for the 'run'looser style shorts the very helpful sales assistant pointed out (& demonstrated balancing stick) your above exact issue. Advising me I'd be 'flashing' the class in those ones & the Reverse Grooves were much safer!!!

  3. TOTALLY!!!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Totally.

    There's this guy... who practices in the front EVERY morning... oh wait, you are the one who wrote this post, so I don't need to share the gory details with ya!

    With guys, I guess I sympathize, a little. With girls, well, I'm a little hard line, I guess. I wear $15 moisture-wicking shorts by Aspire that come in different lengths. You don't need to go all-out for the name brands!